| Team | W | L | % |
| Boston | 5 | 8 | .385 |
| New Jersey | 5 | 8 | .385 |
| Philadelphia | 5 | 8 | .385 |
| New York | 5 | 10 | .333 |
| Toronto | 4 | 9 | .308 |
Look at these pathetic records. Seriously, if the Celtics send me a newsletter touting their
current "forst" (as in, worst + first) place standing in the Eastern Conference, I'm not going to go to a single game this year. Oh wait a second, I wasn't going to, anyway.Bring back the parquet floor. Bring back seats that gave you lines in your hips from digging into you for 4 quarters. Get rid of those stupid dancers. Why couldn't they have done a Camden Yards-type redesign, keeping the old school style in fashion?
This team is fun to watch - in spurts. They need two more pieces - a dominant center (please trade Paul Pierce for a #1 pick, and land us Greg Oden, Danny), and a coach who knows how to execute a run & fun offense, like the Phoenix teams of the early 90s.
