Thursday, December 28, 2006
Have you seen the Herald today?! This photo was on the front page - that's no lightsaber.
This moron paid $360k to build a house in North Attleboro. If that wasn't bad enough, he built it so close to power lines that light bulbs light up without being plugged in!
Dude, you should've just moved to a nice plot of land in either Rhode Island or New Hampshire! Enjoy your lowered sperm count and higher cost of living!
Tuesday, December 26, 2006
"This is my home," Hynie told a reporter outside the house. "I don't have any money. I don't have anywhere to go."
Umm...you mean, other than your house a few blocks away? Finally, a gold digger gets what is coming to her! Now, I know James Brown was an a-hole to women, but gold diggers like this are just as bad. The guy was in the hospital for days, and she didn't even come to visit...the next thing you know she's trying to get into his estate the day he died - on Christmas!
Ho ho ho, HO.
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
I'm glad that they ended Raymond when they did; he was apparently in failing health, and that was part of the reason for the series ending after 10 years.
Peter Boyle was the greatest - and he leaves behind some irreplaceable work. RIP.
Sunday, December 10, 2006
Actually, "it" happened the day I became a Jets fan. For some reason, I'm always optimistic, like this is some stupid effing prank some is playing on me - it's not like the Red Sox, there's no fate involved, there's no losing with any purpose. Okay guys, I get it, joke's on me! You can come out now!
Final score: Bills 31 - Jets 13. The Jets knew the ramifications...and still lost to JP Losman. At home.
I root for the biggest losers on the planet. Our pride and joy, Joe Namath, a ballsy QB with so much swagger in his day that he scored chicks while in a mink coat gets on ESPN, shitfaced, and professes his beergoggled love for Suzy Kolber during an interview. Joe, just to remind you, this is Suzy Kolber:
...and yes, you are the king of our kingdom. A kingdom of losers.
Hey, wait a minute - we do have something unique: we have Fireman Ed! Wait til next year!