So, I just received this email from a buddy of mine today, who just bought a new Dell desktop:
I agreed to be part of a marketing study for Dell. They are gonna come watch and video tape me putting it together and then I have to fill out a survey once a week for four weeks. I get $200 gift certificate for Dell after it's done
So, of course, the gears started turning in my head...there are several ways to make this more interesting:
- Get drunk before they get there. Wasted, Mel Gibson drunk.
- Keep saying repeatedly, "Dude, quit taping my Dell."
- At some point look directly at the camera and say, "Is Wayne Brady gunna have to choke a bitch?"
- Keep plugging the cords in upside down.
Any other suggestions?
So, I just received this email from a buddy of mine today, who just bought a new Dell desktop:
3 comments:
U stole my Mel Gibson drunk line!
Let me get this straight - he gets a new computer - and then gets a $200 gift cert. What the hell is he going to use it on?
I sure did! It's a great line! I'll give you credit in my next posting.
Probably a new hard drive, or maybe a digital camera. They also sell HDTVs that are supposed to be pretty great.
If it were a laptop you could wait for the battery to ignite and then run around screaming, "Dude, my Dell's on fire!"
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