Thursday, September 21, 2006

Things that don't suck: Bringing on Bubba

The Herald is reporting that Deval Patrick is wasting no time in bringing in the big guns, announcing that the best President in the past 30 years, President William Jefferson Clinton, will be visiting the Bay State next month to campaign for his former employee. Kerry Healey's campaign manager released a few names that may stump for Healey:
Barbara Bush and First Lady Laura Bush, Republican former New York City Mayor Rudolph W. Giuliani and New York Gov. George Pataki are among the names being tossed around to bring star power to her campaign.
So, for all you scoring it at home, that's the bigot mother of the worst president in the history of the United States, the wife of the worst president in the history of the United States, and two New Yorkers. Nothing says "Massachusetts" like that group.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow, did she really say that?

Anonymous said...

The worst president? So what you're saying is that you are now an expert on the Executive Branch of this gov't and in the past 217 yrs and 41 presidents, you can safely say the the current prez is the worst? I guess Barb isn't the only one making ridiculous statements.

Patterson said...

1. Yes, she said that.

2. With a nickname like "Bomber" I'm not surprised to hear you say that, J-Bomb. Sounds like you have a lot in common with that halfwit.

3. I'm not the only person who thinks so. Senior White House correspondent Helen Thomas thinks so as well, and she's exclusively covered presidents for the past 46 years.

Anonymous said...

46 years? That still leaves 171 years.

If Helen said that then I guess we should all just agree seeing as how people in the press are always rational and promote truth and both sides of the story....

Andy said...

What's Laura Bush going to do? Wave feebly and try to force her face into a smile? I'm not sure I've ever heard her speak.

Patterson said...

Bomber, I'm now convinced that you are mildly retarded. I'm going to come back to you in 46 years, and remind you of this day. We'll be sitting there at my arraignment (for being the oldest man to streak a sporting event), and I'll lean over to you and say, "If you're not an expert in this by now, I'm not paying!"