Friday, June 09, 2006

Things that suck: Not seeing the forest through the trees

It's got to suck, being the head of a terrorist organization these days, especially if you don't come from a lot of money like Osama bin Laden. It means that when the CIA puts a $25 million bounty on your head, you can't match it. So when someone close to you flips on you, nobody in the organization will care, because your death is for the greater good:
  • You're now a martyr, complete with 72 virgins at your disposal
  • The organization can add about 500 shoulder-mount missle launchers and 2500 SA80 assault rifles
  • Ice tea for everyone. What better way to show the organization you care about it's members than to offer a nice cool refreshment for those hot jihad days in the desert.
Why are people so stupid? I was home yesterday, and had the TV on in the background and Live with Regis and Kelly was on - they were interviewing Charlie Gibson, the new anchor for World News Tonight. Charlie was asked about the bounty, and his response, which seems to be the standard response these days, was something along the lines of - "Where would someone go with $25 million in the desert?" Meaning, it wouldn't be like hitting the lottery, because they'd stick out like a sore thumb.

Ummmm...EXACTLY. We are a nation of idiots.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wait a second - you were watching Regis and Kelly? Couldn't you lie and say robbers had broken into your house, tied you up, ransacked your house, and forced you to watch R&K

Patterson said...

Regis rules! He's OUT of CONTROL!