Monday, March 06, 2006

Things that suck: Douchebags

David Wells is a jerk. He's also a bad father, as evidenced by this recent exchange, as documented in the Boston Globe. Chris Snow kisses more ass in this article than an E! Oscar correspondent. The fact that he titled his article A Nice Changeup is disgraceful. It should be called "A Big Fat Ignorant Overpaid Douchebag Figures Out Nobody Wants Him."

And yes, that's Darryl Strawberry carrying Wells' left leg in this photo. For the record, I'd rather see him on the Sox roster than Wells.

As Wells finished up with the media his son, Lars, soon to be 7 and named after Metallica's drummer, was being chased around the clubhouse by Beckett, who was in full uniform.

''Just hit him with it," Wells said, referring to the bat in the kid's hands.

''He already did," Beckett said.

This came a few minutes after Lars Wells had picked up some chewing tobacco.

''Take a dip," Wells said, challenging his son.

The kid began to smile and walked away, stunned and not sure what to do.

Wells, turning back to the group, said, ''He'll puke his brains out."

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