Things that suck: It's not a tu--mah. Oh no wait yeah it is.

Swedish scientists have determined a definite link between cellphone radiation and brain tumors. First they said there was a link, then they disclaimed those findings....and now they're back to saying that the link is there, and its definite.

C|Net has compiled a list of cellphones and their accompanying Specific Absorption Rate (SAR) value. You can look up your phone in there, see if you need to start chemo tomorrow.

The easiest way to sidestep this issue is to use a Bluetooth handsfree unit. Of course, once the Swedes get around to testing Bluetooth and its affect on the brain, we'll probably all be dead of Bluetooth radiation poisoning. That's what's happening to the Blue Man Group. Very sad.

I say just go back to using pay phones. The only thing you'll catch off one of those is a bad cold, and unless you're like 90, you can recover from that pretty quickly.