Things that suck: Messy divorces

Man, I wonder if Paul McCartney's kids are ever going to get married. After a much-ballyhooed romance with his first wife, Linda...his second attempt at marriage was abysmal - at best. I'm betting that he was playing Sgt. Pepper's backwards right before this happened:

In April 2006, as the marriage neared collapse, Sir Paul allegedly tipped red wine from a bottle over his wife's head and then threw what remained in his glass at her.

The divorce papers claim that Sir Paul 'then reached to grab the respondent's (Miss Mills's) wine glass, and broke the bowl of the glass from the stem.

'He then lunged at the respondent with the broken, sharp stem of the wine glass, which cut and pierced the respondent's arm just below the elbow, and it began to bleed profusely.

'He proceeded to manhandle the respondent, flung her into her wheelchair and wheeled it outside, screaming at her to apologise for "winding him up".' Miss Mills 'still bears the scars of the assault', the papers say.

"Hey Dad, I told you so." - Stella McCartney