Things that suck: Mr. Six

I hate the Six Flags mascot, "Mr. Six" - I am so happy he is finally "Mr. Six Feet Under". He made my skin crawl, and looked like Uncle Junior on cocaine (pictured, right). I change the channel whenever he's on, even when I'm not watching TV. I hate that song they play, too - wasn't that on ESPN's Jock Jams? This ad campaign sucks, plain and simple.

This is what happens when you hire morons to manage a 100 million dollar advertising campaign. The agency of record is Doner Advertising. Now...call me crazy, but if I were about to spend that amount of cash on advertising, at the very least I'd want to be able to FIND THEIR WEBSITE. Try searching for Doner's website on Google...

• Search for "Doner Advertising" on Google

Oh yeah, they're fantastic.

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