Things that don't suck: The origin of these headlines

I bought this t-shirt back when The Onion (online edition) first got started in the mid-90s. I wore it once, to a Korn/Metallica show in Foxboro. Luckily, people don't take me seriously enough to want to kick my ass. Because that would suck.

You'll notice, unless this is your first time here, that I changed the name of my blog. This is because my friend, over IM, asked me if I were a big fan of JoPa. After a few seconds, I realized that he was talking about Joe Paterno. He thought the URL I had just sent to him read, "Patterno Flogic" which makes about as much sense as anything else in this blog, so I changed it immediately.